Bat Shit Crazy Report - Loudoun County Board of Supervisors representative Eugene Delgaudio

Nothing is quite as pathetic as repressed homosexual evangelicals.  Meet Eugene Delgaudio who is very upset that he gets a boner when thinking about another man caressing his balls and running his finger over his anus.  The firm, open palm of a uniformed man stroking over his nipples causes Mr. Delgaudio to gasp for breath and worry he might ejaculate so it is obvious that this "enhanced pat down" must be the work of the homosexuals trying to make him gay.  The TSA is part of the "Gay Agenda."  Come out of the closet you sad little man.

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General Petraeus: "Trying to train and equip host nation forces in the middle of an insurgency is akin to building an advanced aircraft while it is in flight, while it is being designed, and while it is being shot at."

Ogre-oid: Elton John Plays Limbaugh Wedding

Proving he's nothing if not a worthless celebrity suck-up of the lowest order, super gay entertainer Elton John actually performed at the wedding of one of the most homophobic and bigoted assholes on earth, Rush Limbaugh thereby proving his soul is worth somewhere around $1,000,000.

According to questionable sources Limbaugh himself is a closeted fag which would be fine if he wasn't such a vehement opponent of gay rights. Actually I'm lying.  In my opinion the only positive thing anyone could ever say about  Rush Limbaugh is that he is dead.

Hey, Elton, since you obviously haven't been paying attention, here are a few quotes from your benefactor:

1. Aired a song about Senator Barney Frank called “Banking Queen“.
2. Democrats will “bend over, grab the ankles, and say, ‘Have your way with me’” to African American and gay voters.
3. On the Mark Foley scandal: “In their hearts and minds and their crotches, they don’t have any problem with what Foley did. They’ve defended it over the — over the years.“ 
4. Openly gay students are “trumpeting” their sexuality, “inviting dissent”.
5. “When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation”

 In conclusion I'd just like to say, "Fuck you, Elton.  You're a shallow piece of shit to play this man's wedding.  Have some balls for fuck's sake."  Not that he'll ever hear me.  $1,000,000 can buy a lot of earplugs.

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Ogre-oid: Fred Phelps

The Supreme Court has decided to review the case against "Pastor" Fred Phelps, the lunatic preacher responsible for the ugly, hateful, and completely un-Christlike protests at military funerals.  The $5 million verdict was overturned by an appeals court.

I must admit to being torn on this one.  As you can see from the picture above, these people are full of hate and anger and their signs and chants are offensive on every level except that of the lunatic right wing Xtian fringe.  Even so, these worthless pieces of shit are entitled to free speech of some kind.  But should that free speech include disrupting a private service?  Should someone be allowed to cause severe emotional damage to grieving relatives?  Difficult questions, obviously, or this wouldn't have made it to the Supreme Court.

One thing I am not torn about is that Fred Phelps is a horrible man who deserves a long and painful death.  He and the people that support him are a waste of carbon.  When they die no one will protest because the people they have actually harmed (as opposed to the invented harm of homosexuality against them) are better people than they.  And as is always true with these people, Fred Phelps is obviously a closeted fag (see picture below).  Self hate is the ugliest type of hate, especially when it is aimed at the rest of the world.

"You can't preach the Bible without preaching hatred."

"God doesn't hate them because they're fags; they're fags because God hates them."