Bat Shit Crazy Report - Loudoun County Board of Supervisors representative Eugene Delgaudio

Nothing is quite as pathetic as repressed homosexual evangelicals.  Meet Eugene Delgaudio who is very upset that he gets a boner when thinking about another man caressing his balls and running his finger over his anus.  The firm, open palm of a uniformed man stroking over his nipples causes Mr. Delgaudio to gasp for breath and worry he might ejaculate so it is obvious that this "enhanced pat down" must be the work of the homosexuals trying to make him gay.  The TSA is part of the "Gay Agenda."  Come out of the closet you sad little man.

Bat Shit Stupid Report: Bachmann Misspells Own Name

From the "Can't Make This Shit Up" department:  The raving lunatic and drooling idiot Michele Bachmann started her own PAC recently... and didn't even spell her own name right.  I wonder if "Michellepac" is going to confuse anyone.*

*Apparently it didn't as anti-abortion groups immediately poured money into it.

Rand Paul Cancels Meet the Press Appearance

After possibly his first meeting with an intelligent opponent in Rachel Maddow, Rand Paul (son of Ron Paul, fellow possessor of the mental state of a 12 year old) has become the third major guest to cancel an appearance on Meet the Press in its 62 year history. via TPM

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Alabama Crazy Land, Continued!

A geometry teacher from a county north of Birmingham has been suspended after the Secret Service took interest in his example of tangency:  The assassination of President Obama.  via

If the incident went down as reported the student that made the suggestion should have been admonished for it.  I'm not sure the teacher should be fired but I'll bet money that these kids were all white and their parents are a bunch of closeted Klansmen.

Ogre-oid: Rep. Trent Franks "Abortion Worse Than Slavery"

Continuing proof that Republicans are stupid, deaf, and unfortunately unable to keep their idiot mouths shut, Representative Trent Franks (R-AZ) once again proves the GOP is generally made up of wealthy, white, racists:

According to Franks in an interview with video blogger Mike Stark of StarkReports.com on Friday, “far more of the African American community is being devastated by the (legal abortion) policies of today than were being devastated by the policies of slavery.” more

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