Bat Shit Crazy Report - Loudoun County Board of Supervisors representative Eugene Delgaudio

Nothing is quite as pathetic as repressed homosexual evangelicals.  Meet Eugene Delgaudio who is very upset that he gets a boner when thinking about another man caressing his balls and running his finger over his anus.  The firm, open palm of a uniformed man stroking over his nipples causes Mr. Delgaudio to gasp for breath and worry he might ejaculate so it is obvious that this "enhanced pat down" must be the work of the homosexuals trying to make him gay.  The TSA is part of the "Gay Agenda."  Come out of the closet you sad little man.

Anti-Ogre-oid: Touchdown Jesus Burns to a Metal Frame

If there was a god I think this is the kind of statement he would make about the evangelical haters that built this shoddy, dangerous piece of crap.  Of course the haters take it to mean their god is angry about Obama being elected President.  No, you worthless fundies, the universe HATES YOU because you hate the universe.