Ogre-oid: Elton John Plays Limbaugh Wedding

Proving he's nothing if not a worthless celebrity suck-up of the lowest order, super gay entertainer Elton John actually performed at the wedding of one of the most homophobic and bigoted assholes on earth, Rush Limbaugh thereby proving his soul is worth somewhere around $1,000,000.

According to questionable sources Limbaugh himself is a closeted fag which would be fine if he wasn't such a vehement opponent of gay rights. Actually I'm lying.  In my opinion the only positive thing anyone could ever say about  Rush Limbaugh is that he is dead.

Hey, Elton, since you obviously haven't been paying attention, here are a few quotes from your benefactor:

1. Aired a song about Senator Barney Frank called “Banking Queen“.
2. Democrats will “bend over, grab the ankles, and say, ‘Have your way with me’” to African American and gay voters.
3. On the Mark Foley scandal: “In their hearts and minds and their crotches, they don’t have any problem with what Foley did. They’ve defended it over the — over the years.“ 
4. Openly gay students are “trumpeting” their sexuality, “inviting dissent”.
5. “When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation”

 In conclusion I'd just like to say, "Fuck you, Elton.  You're a shallow piece of shit to play this man's wedding.  Have some balls for fuck's sake."  Not that he'll ever hear me.  $1,000,000 can buy a lot of earplugs.