Talking Points in Honor of Ogrefest, 27 January 2011

Bears fans criticize dead people for not working harder.

Widespread anarchy in the Middle East attests to the success of U.S. foreign policy.

Americans' deficiency in science an encouraging sign for the future of advanced industrial society.

Obama's appeal to bipartisanship reinforces his rhetorical panache for the unpredictable.

Record deaths in Afghanistan in 2010 can only mean one thing: mission accomplished!