Virginia Enacts Law Against Anti-Christ... I Am Not Kidding

Beastie Boys: Virginia House Passes Bill To Ward Off Antichrist

...The Post reports that Del. Mark L. Cole (R –Fredericksburg), the bill’s sponsor, has both privacy and religious concerns. He thinks the microchips could someday be used as the “mark of the beast” described in the Book of Revelation.
  “My understanding – and I’m not a theologian – but there’s a prophecy in the Bible that says you’ll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times,” Cole told The Post. “Some people think these computer chips might be that mark.”
  Okaaay.
  So let me get this straight: the Antichrist – the personification of Evil itself – is going to show up in America and start imposing the mark of Beast. He rolls through states such California, Kansas and Delaware, but when he gets to the Virginia line, he and his legions of demons just have to stop dead in their sulfurous tracks.
  “Sorry, boys,” he’ll say. “Virginia’s got a law that says we can’t mess with the good folks there.”
  You know, I’m not sure I buy it. (more)